Indeed. Who wants to sword fight anyway? There is nothing better than a good insult. Especially if it's in print. The beauty of the printed insult is that you get time to think it up, fine tune it and deliver it in a lovely font. Unfortunately, you don't always have that option, particularly if you are engaged in one-to-one combat with an inane sales clerk at the 'crap galore' refund counter. You need a good artillery of quips, quotes and vexatious one-liners ready to fire off at any given mo...