There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Some say it is defined by one's bank balance. Oh wait, that's eccentricity and insanity. I've always said if I were rich I'd be eccentric but I'm not so I must be insane. Insanity bordering on genius. It's really all one and the same when you think about it...

It is alleged that Albert Einstein wore the exact same outfit every day of his goddamn life. I get changed five times before I go out and then, if I suddenly decide while I'm out that I don't like what I'm wearing... I buy something else! Problem solved. Genius!

Insane really. No wonder I'm broke and not eccentric.